BareText™
This is the official specification of a new markup language that I just invented, being sick and tired of markdown, multimarkdown, github-flavored markdown, org, redmine, wiki, textile, fuckdown, and other fabulous, all different, plain-text “markup languages”.

Plain text is great, when it comes about writing plain text. Please leave my plain text intact.

Syntax
Just type the goddamn text and it'll come out literally.